Hi Emma baby,
Thanks for visiting Ian’s and Emma’s blog….Your comments are always welcome here, and we will always do our best to read them and respond to them. Who is Ian the turtle???? Who do you think Ian the turtle is? Where is Ian the turtle located? How old is Ian the turtle? So many questions……..NO answers…….. I am not sweet…..Sweet is for gay’s…..This lucky girl is just incredible….It was a wish come true…. Wanna know how I met this girl????? Ok, this is what you do…….When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found her…… The next time I see a falling star, I would wish I can just hold, and hug this girl for ONE more time….. Now you ask? Where is she? Well, we are so much like each other, accept that she is a shop lifter…..Yes, she is currently in Jail serving a 3year sentence for stealing….. She does it all the time…..The first time I was with her, she was caught stealing a water melon from a fruit shop….She tried to hide it under her shirt so as to look pregnant…….She did and the people were saying, Oh you guys are so cute……I accidentately stepped on her foot, and she dropped the water melon…… People were looking at us, so I said to her “How dare you cheat on me with a rock melon”. ……. I thought she slept with a rock melon and gave birth to a water melon……The people didnt believe me…….Why do you think that is the case????? Alright enough about this girl…….. Lets talk about you!!!! I dont want to create another blog…..We are a team now……We do things together….. Counting to 3……You know what, I am not so good in Maths, but I can be very cheeeeeeeky…… Here is a formula that I just thought of…….Add a bed, subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! Wow, this is very naughty…….But you bring that naughtiness in me…… I am so glad I made your lunch more enjoyable…….You sit and read my comments, have a cup of coffee……..That’s how I want to see you……Happy……..You seem to be a very nice person…… We could be friends forever……You cry, I cry…….You laugh, I laugh……..You jump out the window……..I stand, watch and continue laughing……..Just sweeeeet…….. Singapore is near Malaysia……..Are you joking again????? I don’t like people that joke and tell lies……..A wise women once told me, she hates people that lie……..Please dont do that to me……You and I have something going…….I don’t know what it is, but it is going……..I can feel it……..Oh, not again, I pissed in my pants…….Sorry, i thought i was feeling something but it was my pee……. Ok, when we meet each other, you can teach me Maths and Geography…… I am a person that lacks confidence and is very shy…….With you I feel different……..There is just something about you……..Not many girls I have opened up to…….I can send you a picture of myself, I just dont know how I can do that on OUR weblog….. Anyway, it is time for me to go……. Thanks Emma for visiting Ian’s and Emma’s weblog…… Gee, I can be a pest…… Need to say a prayer for my dear friend now, she has something important to do………She is trying to wear her left shoes on her right and right on her left…….She is even travelling to another city to do that……..My prayers and thoughts are with you ALWAYS my precious cookie……… PS: Keep smiling Emma, that’s what life is about…..Being happy……Never fear, Ian is here…….Wow, I can even rhyme now….. Peace out and Keep bloging…… Ian the turtle
